The Dawn Treader

Exposing The Real Cause Of Global Warming: Cow Flatulation

The real cause of global warming is cow farts.  I propose that the U.N. pay some Harvard scientists to study cow diets and propose a solution to reduce their methane output.  Less Mexican food?

Solving Global Warming By Paying Taxes To The U.N.?

A Harvard scientist hired by the U.N. suggests that taxes are the solution to stopping the end of the world from global warming.  He says we ought to tax the United States nations that emit CO2.  Uh.  I like the Canadian guy's idea about leveraging UFO technology better.  How about you?

UFOs The Solution To Global Warming?

Could UFOs hold the key to stopping the end of the world from global warming?  A Canadian government official weighs in.